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Twilight Books Summary

I've never read the books but I think this sums it up. : D
— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: OMG shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.

For the past month I’ve been part of RTD Beverages already. It’s been an interesting and a very educational month so far, and I’m excited to learn more about this entirely different ballgame in the coming months!

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Welcome Home, Kyle

hahay if this is what I come home to, you can take me away anytime.

Recap

The Script concert - Kimie and I got stuck in traffic and missed the first 4 songs, but at least we made it in time for our favorite songs. For the First Time and Breakeven were the encore songs.

Pico de Loro labor day weekend - gimik with HS friends. It was a good weekend to bum around and pig out and bask under the sun! I got sunburned but it was all worth it! :)

Summer Cleaning

doing household chores builds character. :)

I can’t wait to teach my future children this. Lead by example, ika-nga.

Tagaytay Picnic Success

Today is a reminder that I am a man of nature. I just love the great outdoors. Getting the chance to experience it with your loved one - that’s the awesome part.

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fuckyeahlaughters:

CRACKS ME UP ALL THE TIME

Anberlin

That. Concert. Was. Freakin. Amazing.

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A lot sure has happened

Since my last post. Blame the damn internet security at the office. I can’t access tumblr, the daily what, yahoo sports, and facebook. Some of the blocked sites make sense. others, are just plain mean. Here’s a quick recap of the things that’ve happened the past months. Maybe one time I’ll comment on each one. Christmas New Year Intramuros Trip My birthday Got sidelined for a week because of dengue high school dinner at Enzo’s place booked for Boracay! movie screenings at both Kimie’s (Love and Other Drugs) and my place (Black Swan, Let the Right One In, My Amnesia Girl) theater screenings (Tangled) Seminars Badminton nights Dangwa trip for Valentines Chocolate gifts for each other I guess that’s it for now! haha.

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Italy

Indonesia

Malaysia

Germany

Hong Kong

Korea

Philippines

HORY SHET, PHILIPPINES~

(via pedobrends)

oh shet.

TAOB, mga pareeey. TAOB!

HAHHAA THE BEST!