August 2011
1 post
Twilight Books Summary
I've never read the books but I think this sums it up. : D
— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: OMG shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
July 2011
1 post
Changes
Before I forget to jot it down:
For the past month I’ve been part of RTD Beverages already. It’s been an interesting and a very educational month so far, and I’m excited to learn more about this entirely different ballgame in the coming months!
June 2011
2 posts
Listen
Welcome Home, Kyle
hahay if this is what I come home to, you can take me away anytime.
May 2011
2 posts
Recap
The Script concert - Kimie and I got stuck in traffic and missed the first 4 songs, but at least we made it in time for our favorite songs. For the First Time and Breakeven were the encore songs.
Pico de Loro labor day weekend - gimik with HS friends. It was a good weekend to bum around and pig out and bask under the sun! I got sunburned but it was all worth it! :)
April 2011
2 posts
Summer Cleaning
doing household chores builds character. :)
I can’t wait to teach my future children this. Lead by example, ika-nga.
Tagaytay Picnic Success
Today is a reminder that I am a man of nature. I just love the great outdoors. Getting the chance to experience it with your loved one - that’s the awesome part.
March 2011
2 posts
Anberlin
That. Concert. Was. Freakin. Amazing.
February 2011
2 posts
A lot sure has happened
Since my last post.
Blame the damn internet security at the office.
I can’t access tumblr, the daily what, yahoo sports, and facebook.
Some of the blocked sites make sense. others, are just plain mean.
Here’s a quick recap of the things that’ve happened the past months. Maybe one time I’ll comment on each one.
Christmas
New Year
Intramuros Trip
My birthday
Got...
The World Wide Fund
Today - with news of 100 huskies being shot to death and a polar bear mother swimming nonstop in the arctic ocean for 4 days in search of land - I felt it calling me.
January 2011
3 posts
January 5, 2011
Happy 2011!
December 2010
4 posts
best turning curved
fuckyeahlaughters:
Italy
Indonesia
Malaysia
Germany
Hong Kong
Korea
Philippines
HORY SHET, PHILIPPINES~
(via pedobrends)
oh shet.
TAOB, mga pareeey. TAOB!
HAHHAA THE BEST!
HAHAHAHAHA
Plan to Plan
Today at work I received a Christmas gift from one of the company’s suppliers - a nifty little planner.
I hope to use this for the entire duration of 2011 - I seem to have an attention deficiency disorder when it comes to using planners. The past planners I’ve received and attempted to use, starting in 2006, I’ve used only until the first half of the year. By the latter part of...
March 9, 2011
Awesome! I’ll be watching them with my mom and sister haha.
November 2010
17 posts
Random Facts
The length of Earth’s equator is about 40,075.0 km, or 24,901.5 miles. The exact length is 40,075,016.6856 m in WGS-84, and 40,075,035.5351 m in IAU-2000. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equator)
I think our pickup truck has gone around the world a couple of times. I forgot the odometer reading. I think it’s at 200,000km already. or maybe more. haha. good job, trusty...
That Cheese Tasted Funny
And now I’m feeling funny, too.
November 18, 2010
17 years ago to this day (I was 6 then), I woke up in the middle of the night in my parents’ bedroom. Not sure as to where they were, I got up and doing what any 7 year old would do, I cried. Luckily my lola was there, and she told me that my parents were in the hospital. Mom was giving birth to my sister.
I still remember how I felt that moment - very excited. to have...
Fast-paced world; Information overload
In this day and age where everything is at your fingertips; gadgets replace their older model with their offerings of doing-everything-you-want in a smaller and sleeker package; knowledge can be googled (let alone google is now a verb); and one is bombarded with all kinds of media, the challenge for us now is to slow down and appreciate the simple things that make us human.
When was the last time...
“People ask me why I named the show ‘Conan.’ I did it so I’d be harder to replace”
– Conan O’Brien.
Welcome back.
[tbs.]
(via thedailywhat)
Win.
One Year!
Today marks my first year at Universal Robina Corporation. One year of putting UP students through college with my taxes (got my pun?) haha.
It’s been a challenging journey at times, but most of the time, it’s been fun.
o The people here are very down to earth and fun to be with. Save for times when deadlines are being pushed and pressure is nigh-unbearable, the atmosphere here...
It’s a beautiful world we live in.
October 2010
11 posts
Question of the day because it's Sunday and it's...
pinoytumblr:
After school, college, and whatnot, are you going to give back (money, etc.) to your parents?
I would like to think so. Little by little, with the meager salary I earn. I’ll give back to my parents. But more important than giving back, I’d like to believe they’d rather have me pay forward to other people.
I'm Like Sylar
In that I’m really fascinated about timepieces.
This one looks really good. Limited edition, so it’s a shame I won’t get to wear it on my wrist. :(
What is it with October?
My self-esteem is taking a huge beating from all angles.
Shleefyhead
Watch the Other Guys if you want to fall asleep.
Thank God I saw that movie with Kimie. Otherwise I’d have lost all my hair from pulling it off my head. Or I could have just left. haha.
It’s Thursday! Let’s pray for a nice day!
Oh to be a kid again
Best Halloween Movies For Kids
This list contains the best scary films for children to watch on the Halloween holiday. Some films are not appropriate for younger children, so please use discretion. Film ratings have been provided.
In chronological order, the following films are commonly referred to as the “Best Kids Halloween Movies” from a collection of sites online, including...
roller coaster
what a day.
karma or not, after doing a good deed for my boss, the day turned from ugly to perfect. had a blast. thanks kimie and officemates!
magnetic
only this year, i’m a magnet for traffic enforcers.
here are some startling numbers for you:
mandaluyong - 2 pasig - 2
2005 (first year I drove) - 2009 traffic violation count: 0 2010 violation count: 4
I wouldn’t be surprised if my name gets a hit over at NBI. I feel like I’m in Grand Theft Auto with all the felonies I’ve committed, and I feel dumb, because I’d...
August 2010
3 posts
no to junk food
the family should really start adopting a healthy and holistic lifestyle.
our tummies aren’t getting any smaller and our blood vessels aren’t getting any wider.
oh the madness. when will it end?
Sunday, August 22, 2010 - 10:25 PM
Operation weight gain update
gained 10 lbs. and for the first time ever, I’ve reached the minimum to be in the “normal” weight class. may i never go back to the underweights again.
peace.
operation weight gain
if this doesn’t work, i don’t know what will. haha.